Hussey House Creative
A Creative Production Studio Centering collaboration & hospitality
What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get noticed around here?
We hail from the constellation Canis Minor and we’re here to harvest your organs and drain your oceans for rocket fuel. Kidding! That’s more of a Canis Major vibe.
Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely space is. But we are aware! So we hooked up some garvanplows to a couple of flargenbows (and a minoflor, just for giggles) and set out to find some friends in the cosmos.
For the last hundred years, we’ve been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our Lead Human Researcher made a huge breakthrough: nothing is real to humans until it is on the internet. So with the help of your Squarespace technology, we sincerely hope the 55,419th time is the charm!
“Brennan is just the absolute best to work with”
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Please don’t scream or run away! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend.
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My greatest accomplishment, you ask? Undoubtedly, leaving the country for the first time at 24 years old to travel around the world for 6 months, visiting 15 countries. IMO The most impressive part is that I did it all without an international cellphone plan - just free wifi baby! 2024 Brennan would never.
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My mom always said she could drop me off in the middle of NYC at 6 and I would find my way home, unphased.
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Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
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It has taken hundreds of years to get your attention! Now that we have it, we want to make our efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile.
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Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the situation.
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Sigh. You really need to stop asking.